Turns out Jim Nabors IS way cool.

Who wins the coin toss and do they elect to receive? I need a winner here or they are taking coming for my thumbs.

That's a pretty big lock.

Sheinhardt Fig Corporation is better.

Sheinhart Fig Corporation!
I really need to up my pun game.

Which white dudes? Karl Robe?

Or any of the Confederacy of Dunces attempts.

He can fill in for Lord Grantham, too.

Various postal regulations ban the mailing of live dogs. I will leave it at that.

Poop or chocolate, you guess. (points deducted for appealing to the lowest common denominator)

Guys and Dolls!
We're just a bunch of crazy
Guys and Dolls!

If you want to go to hell take a little trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississip
New Orleans!

If you want to go to hell take a little trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississip
New Orleans!

The Kwik-E-Mart is really D'oh!

Get Joel Esterhas to punch up a script and you've got yourself a green light.

No, this is the one where Yul Brynner plays Asian.

The bell one is called Pit. It tries to recreate an old fashioned trading floor. You try to corner the market in various commodities. It's brilliant.

Surely, you played The Farming Game.

What is that, a Constitution Check?

Awwww. Skol Vikings. :(