too soon?

Can we be done with the word "Bling?" My 65 year old mother is acquainted with the term. The Hot Boys were a long time ago. I write like a robot.

And Terriers is the one to get canceled?

I ate a lemon-poppy see muffin this morning so no way would I pass one of those.

Where were you headed? To Matt's Bar for a Jucy Lucy? To see the Jolly Green Giant statue in Blue Earth? One of Minnesota's thousands of lake? I need to know!

La Rochelle, Rochelle?

We're all models west of the Alleghenies.

It is every generation's obligation to embrace things which make the prior generation confused, frightened, or annoyed. These are the day of our lives. The cosmic ballet continues.

The kid takes a slap as well as Barney Stinson. That's a compliment.

illin' Pain is the 4 Beastie Boy.

Portlandia the Knot!

I remember well the lessons from the Crank 2 Controversy.

How does me watching on Hulu help? It helps, right? Pageviews and google hits and stuff?

The Human Beings must play in the NIT this year, right?

I'm not going anywhere, Michael.

Is he dead?

The whole campaign is streets behind.

Grave Dancer's Union, Arrested Development's album…

Anybody want a peanut?

We'll make it to California someday, Nathan Ford's Evil Twin.  Someday.