Worst…best?

Am I the only one who thinks this title sounds like a parody of a movie about Liberace?

Teti's witticisms were on tonight. Pithy and pointed. Well played sir.

Not one of you…
…Boy Meets World "fans" has referenced Blake Sennett as Harley's weird, Meyer Lanksy-like sidekick, and tied it to his run as Michael's replacement on Salute Your Shorts.
And for my next trick, I will fap endlessly to Jenny Lewis pictures in my fanboy, dark-rimmed glasses. *sniffle*

This could use strands of…
Bill Paxton's DNA. Or is it Pullman?

Stupid fucking name
Everybody keeps commenting on how stupid Lumen's name is, just the way everybody says what a stupid name Dexter is.

A single tear…
…rolls down my cheek.

What is it
with you and rape?
That line or the way he delivered it made me wonder what Michael C. Hall would be like as the Joker

Team Coco?
Why has AV Club gotten so shitty about Conan? They seemed to always be on his side and now every bit of news is tagged with some snotty smartass comment. WTF?

What about Sean Penn as Harley Quinn, Joker's secret psychiatrist/lover/slave?

Anything's possible, but since it seems to definitely be a very deliberate execution, I wouldn't know who else did it. Plus, they seemed to be expecting Jesse.