It would be sadder if you had nothing to eat.

It was the name the screenwriter chose.

That's impossible, they're both dead!

You should get your text to audio program on your computer checked.

Nope, that was Fishburne.

Nope. That was Chris Farley. He's no longer alive.

Actually he was played by Forest Whitaker. And Mace Windu was Samuel L. Jackson. You really got mixed up there!

I don't mean to be contrarian but I think you're overgeneralizing a little bit. I'm sure there are more than quite a few decent, non racist people at Fox just like any other workplace. Anyway just because you hear something doesn't instantly make it true.

They're doing it to make money, plain and simple.

I feel terrible for your family. Do you really lack any empathy for the whole lot of them?

Unless you develop Alzheimer's.

Water, mostly. It makes of 3/4's of our bodies!

I'm taking a guess here, but I think she's might be phonetically referencing the Destiny's Child song. I doubt there is a person named "Ima Survivor" I mean really.

I think that technically qualifies you as bisexual.

I believe you'd classify it as rap/electronica.

Unless your cat is the one single feline on the planet that can understand the English language and has enough self awareness to internalize your words, I don't think you should spend too much time worrying about that.

Oops! I'm pretty sure you meant Laurence Fishburne. He is the actor who plays Crawford.

Well that's great for your uncle, but what in the world does that have to do with what we are discussing here?

First off I don't see anywhere attributing that quote to Clinton, I'm pretty sure you made it up. In any case, humans are mostly water, we'd make terrible humidors! Cigars don't smoke well if they're too wet to light!

I have to say given the choice of spending 45 dollars on anything or shooting myself in the face, I'm going to go with the 45 bucks. Perhaps you should contact a suicide prevention line? I'm concerned.