I don't know how old you are, but 40 is hardly old. Considering women live on average into their 80s or 90s is just middle aged!

It doesn't come much grittier than sand, they even glue it to paper to buff scratches out of wood!

Well, if you're going to get all literal on me…

Whoa! That is an extremely dangerous idea, bleach and ammonia don't mix! Try not to kill people with your ideas.

People enjoy laughing.

It didn't get enough votes.

Venice Beach, CA.

She acted in 1999, she won in 2000.

I wasn't thinking that.

You should try using the edit button after you make a mistake like that.

I was thinking the same thing.

That was Hillary Swank you philistine!

In a world with several billion people I am guessing you are not. However, if it was utterly forgettable, how do you remember it? Shouldn't you be saying "Winter's Bone? Never heard of it."?

Best Legs is not a category. Not in this show anyway.

I hope you didn't put any money on that bet. I just checked, and not once in the entire history of the Academy Awards have a performer's body parts been recognized as giving a performance.

I just checked IMDB and that's not on there. I call bullshit.

I don't understand. Why were your parents in the orphanage? Were they orphans? Did they run it? Were they there looking for siblings for you?

Well, perhaps in cases of consensual incest. But my guess is a majority of cases involve a parent coercing an unwilling child, in which case yes, yes it has.

Well, really you'd just be listening to it.

I'm no Shakespeare scholar, but even I know that is not the case.