Add seven up.

Considering that cow's teats aren't rigid, colour me very skeptical about the veracity of this account.

That wouldn't be a very good business model.

I'm afraid he has other tasks that would keep him occupied.

If you mean she needs a shower, than yes, that was quite clear. If you meant something else, I missed it.

Considering how hyped this movie has been I am amazed anyone wouldn't know it was coming out. Unless they lived in rural Paraguay or were Amish or something. But you have the internet, so that can't be the reason.

It refers to a practice common in the 70's gay community where a group of men masturbated (themselves or each other) at the same time while standing in a circle. Apparently this poster is very confused about what Anchorman 2 is actually about.

Yes. I mean, why would the AV Club review a theoretical movie? That would just cause a lot of confusion.

Sadly, Hollywood isn't a meritocracy. So you could be "better" than every writer on TV and still be stuck working the phones at State Farm Insurance. The other possibility is that you aren't as good as you think you are, either way my condolences on your lack of a TV deal.

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That is pretty much how I'd respond.

Unless that is the name of your pet pony, you're confused. Kristen Schaal is the name of an actress/comedienne (you may have seen her on The Daily Show, or The Flying Conchords). I can assure you, she is definitely human.

I could see that being a good name for an ear muff store, but necklaces? What the heck do ears have to do with them? I presume most if not all of your dad's potential customers were very confused when they entered the store to find all he sold was necklaces. I googled the name and can't find a place so I also assume…

If you needed someone to carry wood for you, you might choose someone with bigger arms. Or there'd be lots more trips with smaller piles, which if you're paying by the hour, is really going to cost you.

I didn't say that.

Dear god man! Call the police! What in the hell are you doing posting on a pop culture website?

I hope you didn't put money on that wager.

I for one would never frequent any restaurant that uses the word "feces" in its name. I mean, talk about a bad sign!

Unless rolling them involves the use of surgical implements, I can assure you, you eyes were in no danger of falling out.

You should try Findlerhof in Zermhatt, Switzerland. Best mussels I have ever tasted. The veal chop covered with pink
peppercorns and fresh herbs was also a highlight.
Great quiche, light, with just the right mix of onions and bacon served with a small fresh side salad.