Because the American remake is directed by David Fincher with a score by Trent Reznor/Atticus Ross?  I couldn't think of a better excuse for a remake other than if Stanley Kubrick rose from his grave.

I doubt it'll be C2 unless this film was set in 1943.

I get depressed when people try to tell me Kenneth Branagh's version is closest to the book.

There was a Wu-Tang reference before though, that was good.

Did he say he wants to do a "Five Obstructions" with Martin Scorcese?

I enjoy women stuck in existential quagmires.

If anything he is "outraged".

Every time there's a rock in my shoe I think of Lars Von Trier. Does anyone else get this? While going through all the effort taking off the whole shoe and shaking out that little speck, and putting it back on in sweet comfort, I think "this is like that satisfying ending to Dogville, in juxtaposition to an…

Machete just couldn't cut it.

I'd like to see the math behind titling of the Fockers sequels.

3D? Hasn't Rodriguez moved on from that old hat technology? Machete in Space: Invasion of Dark Matter 5D in Brane-o-vision

I loved him in The Weatherman.

Now I want to see it
Does "fiasco" mean it's bad enough to like? I mean could this also qualify as a New Cult Cannon entry?