Judas, the answer to your question?
When you stopped fucking your lifesize IG-88 bust from Collector's Showcase. Now go dry-hump a AT-ST.

If the blues is only for downtrodden black people…
Why does BB King put out albums with Eric Clapton?

Blues purists being hard-asses?
Whoda THUNK?!!! But seriously, to the guy who says Stevie Ray Vaughn is a phony, ripped off his act and can't sing…yeaahhhh…rightttt…nice taste, Lando, you're reLIable, please tell us more…

MORE TRUTH
Rock 'n' Roll was invented by Elvis Presley. The Blues was invented by a white guy who then sold the rights to Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix for a snakeskin jacket and a pristine copy of Amazing Fantasy #15. John Mayer's success actually comes not from being cute, but from being a…

And one more thing…
Actually, two things… 1) True Rhythm & Blues was invented by a white man named Stevie Ray Vaughn. 2) I die harder than Bruce Willis.

Derek Trucks Band looks cool, I'll check them out…
…although I'm not big on the blending world music into blues rock, but we'll see. Is he around 30 years old? If so, he's nowhere near the level of commercial awareness as Mayer, so my point still stands that it's cool that Mayer is putting out this music. Not…

TrashAGoGo and Swami Dave
I'm not saying he's Stevie Ray Vaughn, not even close, but what other performer of his age bracket even attempts blues rock or has the guitar skill that he has? You all love to trash him for sounding like Dave Matthews and cheesy songs like Body is a Wonderland, but ferchrissake he was a…

NEUGIN?
Isn't there a dewback somewhere you need to make love to? This just in: The 95% of Berklee College of Music students who are seething with jealousy over John Mayer dropping out of their over-priced program and going on to riches, fame and Grammies just experienced a mental wave of realization of said…

You haven't humped that Ronto yet?!!
Then go spoon with a Mon Calamari!! Hey, I mean that, you douchebags, take that you nerfherders. Because I, like all of John Mayer's fans, am a pre-pubescent girl. And Kanye West is obviously as smart as my boy Johnny, considering he wrote the "I want to love you as much as hit…

Enough with the John Mayer hatin, Hater…
This is obviously YEARS OLD, look at how young Mayer is, and just admit it…he's funny. That's the true reason you hate him, he's a pop star who's college educated, self aware and actually witty. And if you've listened at all to his last two albums, one of which was a live…

Ben Stiller tried to fire her?
She was a cast member of "The Ben Stiller Show," she's in almost all of his 90s films, they are personal friends AND dated, and even wrote a BOOK about it…and he tried to get her fired from Reality Bites? Does this reveal something about Stiller or Garafalo or just one of those odd…

VANITY FAIR: THE ENDLESS BUDGET
Does anyone know anyone who reads Vanity Fair? Who subscribes? So how can they drop ridiculous amounts of money on 300 page special issues with 20 covers and 30 celebrity photoshoots, seemingly every few months? Who's the crazy financier who just drops cash into this fossil without…

pmfest…
"Fluff of the Pillows" made me lofffff! Nice one. Don't really know if there's a deeper meaning behind it, other than a funny riff on Titans, a high-quality classic film, but it works for me.