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"God, I'm so sick of that place!"

AND IIIIIIIIIIII'M YA PARTY CAPTAIN TOO!

They're down there, they're dirty and grimy, and they're singin' their ethnic songs…

I have some very, very urgent news I need to tell everybody right now. Listen up. The ship is sinking! Okay? We’re going down, right now. Just wrap your heads around the reality of that.

The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear: the first person to shout “shotgun” when you’re within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There’s no exception for someone “with a concussion.”

As for funniest, non-Office episodes of comedy, I have to nominate "The Comeback Kid" from Parks & Rec ("Get on your feet!") and "Mr. F" from Arrested Development ("Mist-ah F!").

Booze Cruise and The Injury are coming up!!!

Why does everyone think Hank is "not a good guy"? What else is he?

Funny, that was the moment that got me hooked. I do love wizards, though.

For reals though, I would like to know {POSSIBLE SPOILERS} how far you could walk after having your face blown off. Not sure how they would replicate that.

Future Breaking Bad-related Mythbusters episodes:

He meant "throw-bot," right?

Yeah, but he also seems to think the melting bathtub incident happened in the pilot. I'm wondering whether he's ever seen the pilot.

Well, that didn't take long.

Yeah, you know what else is improbable?

You're a brave man, Mr. Bowie. Wrong. But brave.

Man, forget The Wire. This show is King Lear-good.

Yep. He just don't know it yet.

Does anyone think the neo-Nazis are going to come back in a big way?

Strawberry Fields Forever