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"We are all either kings or pawns, a man once said."

Yeah, coming in the middle of the darkest book in the series, I think that would have been TOO dark.

Wait, we're having a Breaking Bad Week?

Arthur Weasley was going to die when he was bitten by that snake.

Michael Keaton? Isn't that the guy from Falling Down and The Game?

@fineoakstructure:disqus You can tell who likes your comments?

Ahoy there, dean. I understand that you're taking suggestions from
students. Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you were to reinvest that money back into the local energy concern!

I have to admit, I DO love the angles on The Simpsons.

The trick is to trick him into saying it. Like if he wanted oatmeal for breakfast and you made bacon instead.

The scene with Aunt Marge was the moment when you knew the film was in good hands. The music, the sly satire - Dudley pausing to watch TV while Marge floats away in the background - it reminded me of Babe.

Fellowship WAS the best of the three movies, but The Two Towers is still my favorite.

Alien Jesus - here:

In fairness, the metal had an actual name in the movie. Just no one ever used it.

The third Matrix is another contender for most boring film I've ever seen. Imagine a whole army of machines beating each other up for two and a half hours. It was excruciating.

I was in a weird cult, actually.

Remember when he found "the bones of Jesus"?

Avatar. One of the most boring movies I've ever seen. I fell asleep both times I watched it.

thanks! this sounds fantastic

For every job that must be done, there is an elephant of fun.

I didn't realize Okkervil River was a big thing around here. I just discovered them a few weeks ago, and they're brilliant.