It's never time for Pitchforks. They'll just give the rebellion a 3.7 and sprinkle in a bunch of Perec quotes and references to the Shaggs.

They never forgave Dylan for going electric.

I'd be happy if they made up for not being able to put these movies out by putting together a few shorts compilations.

Rowsdower? Is that a……stupid name?

"Who said that????"

Far more reasonable than the Arkham estate. Those weirdos are always raving about "eldritch" this and "cyclopean" that.

"Yuri, no!"

It's kind of a tragedy that the world won't get a proper dvd introduction to Jet Jaguar and his theme song.

Tacopaj is best enioyed after a rousing game of Feelyat.

As fun as it is to shit on A- Rod, it was absurd when he was forced to move to third because Jeter refused to switch. Rodriguez was so much better defensively at short that it shouldn't have even been a discussion.

And so began 20 years of Jeter mythologizing that will take on Dimaggio-esque levels of bullshittery once the middle aged writers reach their golden years.

He always faced stiff competition on Twins teams that featured Jack Morris and Frank Viola.

As a fellow Sox fan, i always felt bad for Dave Henderson. He should've been David Ortiz 1.0 after saving their asses in the ALCS and WS. Instead, just an awesome footnote.

Schiraldi is mainly responsible. Chernobyl was the 2nd biggest meltdown of 1986.

It's not like Wood had much upside. 20K games happen all the time right?

It always pissed me off when Bartman is accused of "denying" the Cubs anything. Alou may not have caught the ball either way and Bartman sure as shit didn't knock Alex Gonzalez's glove out of the way on a routine grounder that should've ended things. It's one thing when fans blame a player, rightly or wrongly, for…

What the hell is going on here? Midge, help me out!

To be fair, there are Phish songs longer than the Renaissance. And twice as flashy.

Well, they did have a 70 year old man who was losing it running the show too.

And he would've flubbed the lines repeatedly.