A while back, he was on Rich Eisen's show and read an umpire's statement about tossing a fan in Philly doing a bunch of Simpsons voices. The high-minded disgust of Comic Book Guy and the tone of the statement were a perfect fit.

I remember when Fox debuted and being really excited for shows that looked great like "Werewolf" and "The Adventures of Beans Baxter". (In my defense, I was 12). Those were……not good. When "Married With Children" came along, it seemed like a miracle that Fox could get its shit together well enough to make a show…

You gotta be careful. Implied oral consent and express written consent are two very different animals.

I find Dark Knight to be a good but tremendously overrated movie. That said, Ledger is so perfect as the Joker that he's ruined that role for me in any form going forward.

They were bought out by Generation Barq's

I'll look into that. Thanks!

I've never actually played D&D despite a lifetime of being quite nerdy in all other areas. Do stores generally offer beginner groups or am I just gonna have to ride out life without taking the plunge?

I was more than old enough to be drunk at that moment so it was a lot easier to contend with.

"These people are so poor that their dog is a chicken!"

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Well, if we're finally gonna be living Infinite Jest, I'm all for it!

Yeah, sounds about right.

So if today's teenagers are Generation Z what comes next? Roman numerals? Smiley faces?

So…..Ultron?

Featuring jump-suited Hank Pym!

Sadly, X-Men licensing issues will rob of us of our chance to enjoy a quality Champions of Los Angeles show.

Kilborn was shouting "Jumanji!" on ESPN well before Mayne was in the picture.

Bikini Kill was a solid punk band with a really charismatic but not particularly strong singer. S-K is a powerhouse both musically and vocally. No knock on Hanna but she's not in Corin's ballpark at all.

I saw Wilco in 1999 and just typing that makes me feel ancient.

And the guitar sounds on that song are so great.