Between this and the general attitude of American race relations, Cap Anson sees an opportunity for a big comeback.

I'm a white guy and while no one has called me Jimmy in years, I'm willing to adapt. Sign me up, ABC!

John Hillerman IS Karnak!

Gorgon wipes away a tear before stomping on something really heavily.

He was going to play Maximus but he's just got too much horror business.

"John Heard!"

"Bartleby the Scrivener? No one? Well, Melville's a tough read"

Man, that sucks. Watching someone battle dementia is brutal. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

I'll sit through some serious crap but I turned off "Master Of Disguise" after about 25 minutes. Just painfully bad.

It was a very strange thing to realize well after the fact that JD was one of the Malachi Brothers on Happy Days. Things could've gone much worse for Pinky Tuscadero than simply the Malachi Crunch.

I watched it again recently and it's still a good movie but the attitude toward homosexuality is more than a little troubling as is the whole fixation on Mena Suvari thing.

And every conversation takes place on a telephone.

Hamlet here. It wasn't even bad so much as dull and ugly and without much to riff on.

"We're gonna make it, baby. We're gonna make it!"
"Hooray for metaphors"

Much like John Lennon, Cobain's attempts at being avant garde were both pretentious and lame. I can see him doing records of unlistenable crap mixed with more late period REM sounding albums. Either way, I don't see him being nearly the icon he is now if he'd continued as an active musician for the past 20 plus…

"Who said that???"

One of my favorite exchanges ever was with Gypsy and Servo.

Grant Hart is playing with the Meat Puppets in a couple months. I'd like to see him but I just get the feeling it'll be kinda depressing

It is a bleak one. If you end up liking Mccarthy enough to try more, Blood Meridian is a masterpiece.

And after watching, he was even worse than I could've hoped for. I think all of his preparation for the role involved checking out a 90's slang website and repeated viewings of the Dick In A Box video.