Gambit had his chance. It's time for a Longshot movie.

I miss the sensible political rhetoric of Kang and Kodos.

Lou Barlow, on the other hand, is a whimper made human.

Meanwhile, Bob Pollard released 4 solo records and 3 GbV albums while I was reading this article.

How am I going to understand the plight of the American GI if I don't hear Have You Ever Seen The Rain?

Tanner was exceptionally punchable. Other than that, good game.

Mad Max? More like Sad Max! Overrated!

"Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said 'If you label me, you negate me?"

I've watched some truly terrible movies in my day yet I only managed to make it halfway through Master of Disguise. It was a touch too turtley for me, I guess.

In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts.

It's always a bit jarring to see Lee Tergesen as one of Wayne's friends knowing what Oz has in store for him a few years down the line.

Ribbed for her pleasure? Ewwwwww.

My wife and I reference that scene every time Milwaukee comes up in conversation. Yeah, we're pretty lame alright.

We're in the Merrimack Valley so there are buses but none are terribly convenient. She just needs to get a license, basically.

Who's the baddest of the bad????

A dual purpose dispensary and coffee shop: Dank N' Donuts

My niece is 27 and still won't get a license so my sister has to get up early to pick her up at her apartment and drive her to work. Frequent ridicule of both has yet to change the situation. And yes, we're New Englanders too.

Then we have 3 months of sports radio debating whether or not the shitting was a nefarious plot by Brady and Belichick to illegally sway the officials. "Mike, all I'm saying is that QB's don't just shit themselves without ::cough cough:: help!"

GTA: Tecmo City

Ah, Mike Eruzione. America's Dinner Guest since 1980.