Does she have a speech impediment or is it just a really bad accent?

Just be glad you're not Zack Hample.

It's 2014 and Chloe is still a mope.

I loved the opening with the garbagemen and how it culminated with them 'breaking into' Louie's apartment. As someone whose bedroom window is next to the trash cans, I certainly sympathize.

I like turtles.

Everyone has a doctor's rec. and a card. I went to see one of my favorite rappers and he pulled out his card.

It looked like an early 2000s rap video with the close up of their faces.

Sucks.

Reminded me of Rushmore.

"This vase, where did you get it?"

I apologize for seemingly posting this every week. This is one of my favorite shows, but this season has been completely awful. It just doesn't seem like they're trying at all.

"Howard is so pedestrian. Catholic schoolgirl? Really?"

Dexter S9

Kollidge

I'm going to be honest, Bernadette as a Catholic schoolgirl is my number one fantasy,

I would literally kill myself.

Sounds about right.

The funny thing about calling Lubavitch the Mormons of Judaism is that they will out-drink anyone. It's like the #1 most encouraged place for underage drinking in Jewish-ville.

I was thinking that they should've just gotten Brad Pitt.

He was born for this role.