Tits

With actual Bacon.

No way. Not even close to the worst.

That's worse than death.

Diarrhea face Bacon

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

So Wayne Gretzky watched Phantom of the Opera and Eyes Wide Shut, which inspired him to form a cult.

"The girl is fit, young, and blond."

I woodnt.

Ok bro.

Ok bro. Enjoy being forever alone.

Probably too Meta, even for Portlandia.

…They both still have a dong?

Dammit.

I did not partake, and I would imagine the people who rented the house were not particularly amused.

Would make sense, but they were just very angry, and destructive drunks.

Yeah, that whole CD is phenomenal.

No, 'embarrassing yourself' is admitting on a website that you continue to watch something you do not find funny because you 'consume and study comedy'.

No problem and yes, they have. Didn't even realize Mars Volta turned into most of Bosnian Rainbows, but they're pretty damn good. I had never even heard of The Black Angels until on TD and they're already one of my favorite bands.

I thought it was decent, although I didn't particularly enjoy Sevigny nor her hair. D'Arcy is pretty solid. The serial killer and arms thing was kinda interesting. I found many of the secondary and tertiary characters severely lacking, to the point that I thought one of the 'victims' was someone else entirely. I think…