It figures that the day I finally get a letter about becoming part of the Nielsen sample comes two weeks after I move in with someone who works for a TV channel, thus disqualifying our household from participating in the Nielsen ratings.

There's a place near me called Pho King, because of course.

So I've heard, but I like hacking and slashing regardless of Tolkien-ness. The veneer of Tolkien-ish-ness is a bonus.

I'm gonna buy that too!

Thank you kindly! Your video game knowledge remains unparalleled and, as always, most appreciated.

Well yeah, Obama is really good at hiding his secret surveillance measures.

Such a tease!

Too bad.

I mean, that's not a bad tagline. If your entire franchise revolves around nostalgia, may as well lean into it with one of the most enduring quotes from the original.

I love everything Edgar Wright touches and when it was first announced even I almost got scared off by the title.

He's trying to make it 1996 again through science, magic, or trading away his only valuable player.

Edgar!

Edgar makes everything (W)right.

What Tere said, but also what Bongoes said.

Ohhhhhhhhh baby.

Yesssssssss MGS!

Confession: I never thought Lord and Miller were a good fit for a Han Solo film and think their style meshes much better with The Flash.

If they really wanted it to be future-y they should put Dippin' Dots on everything. Ice cream of the future, dontchaknow?

Lucky South Carolinian bastards. Same result, a fraction of the hassle.

Enough people to make for seven hour waittimes, apparently.