If you know anything about the Falcons, it is going exactly as you would expect.

Also, hello!

I WANT TO DIE

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FANBASE DESERVES THIS SHIT

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Losing big games in the most tragic way imaginable is our speciality.

Clearly you've never watched an Atlanta sports team play.

NOT APPRECIATING THOSE REFERENCES RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

I don't know where this coaching staff has been the other 18.75 games of the season but I want them to GO BACK TO WHEREVER THEY WERE HIDING.

I need something to drink. Or smash.

DAMN.

All of us.

That!

Halloween! How perfect!

I don't know what brand of shampoo that "we're in for four years of awful hair" commercial was selling, but I'm gonna find out and buy the shit out of it.

I'm gonna pretend that Adam Driver commercial was actually an Episode VIII trailer.

As do I.

I was skeptical until a few days ago and now I could barely be more excited. Hawley did it again!

I've still only ever seen 1 and 3.

She's now destroying Chang by playing the keytar better than he ever could.