She sang "Born this Way", which may not count as a destruction but feels fucking cathartic as hell.

Hell no. Lotta game left and it'll have been more than an hour between snaps for the Falcons offense by the time they are back on the field. Tough to get in a rhythm after that, and that isn't even counting the additional time on the field that meant for the defense.

That tip right there was almost 28-0. Ughhhhh. If the Pats score here it's a 14 point swing.

Haieiwoxbfnroepwpwurbxns.

Me and Grant Hill's parents both had better seats than him.

Yes. Paper Boi > everything Boston.

I'm one of the people waiting for Netflix haha! But thank you for the spoiler tag.

Only six days until season 2 hits Netflix!

Atlanta's fictional musicians are better than Boston's real ones.

That cut from HW to Pence represents a hell of a step down.

Their misplaced anger gives me strength.

And this multilingual version of America the Beautiful, which was actually a Super Bowl commercial in the past as I recall. That means Coke intentionally brought it back for tonight.

You did :(

Yes! I could Days of Future Past us right out of this disaster!

Regardless of the outcome of the game, I will take comfort in the already fomenting backlash to the HBCU tribute, the "sisterhood" line added to "America the Beautiful", the Budweiser commercial, and the inevitable Lady Gaga halftime statement. This game is gonna piss off so many stupid people.

Fox's pregame is tying to convince me this is a Patriots scrimmage. This is gonna be a fun night.

I was just informed that I was sitting two rows in front of Supreme Leader Trump at the opening ceremonies of the 1996 Olympics. So if we eventually invent a way to send people's consciousness back in time into their past selves, I may be able to fix things.

Patriots.

I don't like the taste. I've smelled enough coffee or had enough coffee ice cream and stuff to know it isn't appealing. I also don't like the way my brain feels when it's on caffeine. It's like my head is buzzing and I can't keep a thought in my head because all of the thoughts are trying to get in my head.

Related-I have it on good authority that Baldwin breaks into his Trump impression every time Trump comes up in casual conversation. His commitment to mockery is admirable.