Somehow it still wasn't outlandish enough. We can't be more than a week away from Spicer breaking out the Super Soaker.

I have never had coffee and I have no desire to.

A Falcon winning MVP + a Falcon getting voted into the Hall of Fame + a UGA grad getting voted into the Hall of Fame = a zero percent chance that the Falcons win tomorrow. I have already hit my quota of good sports things for this weekend. Place your bets now.

I'm more concerned about someone who thought that joke was funny than I am someone who actually founded a club like that.

Indeed I do! So I can be first up. I might put together another EGOT trivia seeing as we might have a new member of the club here soon.

That's impressive in its scumbag audacity, even by political standards.

I went to bed early otherwise I'd have totally been there. I was thinking earlier this week we need to do more CAH or never have I ever or trivia or the like.

Narrator gonna clean up on those flop points.

On the bright side, those covers mean they haven't yet been able to turn all the media into unofficial propaganda arms.

Schrab is off The Lego Movie 2.

How was the blueberry danish? What are your favorite breakfast foods?

People care more about their kids than they do other people being discriminated against, mass incarceration, voter disenfranchisement, etc. It's easy to not care about Sessions when he won't affect you as much as he will the Other.

That…that's not the way it is supposed to go! Being president is supposed to increase the family's sales! Otherwise what was the point?

Team Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Oh yeah, I'm related to people like that. They will vote for someone who will fuck them over as long as the black people in their little town get fucked harder. It's the opposite of "a rising tide lifts all boats". As long as somebody else's boat sinks faster, they're happy.

I miss Breaking Madden SO MUCH. I've laughed harder at few things than I did at the hybrid Bronco/Seahawk glob at the 50 yard line.

Would vote.

I'm mad about alternative facts about the present morphing into alternative facts about the past. I'm even madder that, even when presented with such a blatant falsehood, CNN still manages to weave false equivalency into their reporting on it. Yay, journalism!

That Dr. Seuss was a smart dude.

What was the last book you read for fun? What did you think of it?