Squirrel master aint always gonna be around to protect you. So, the next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail………….FRUIT!

it's a perfect way to display your chest hair, and hopefully a gold-medallion.

Let's round up some investors. This is obviously going to be huuuuuge.

I'm so manly that I can eat an entire banana in one bite. without it even touching my teeth.

"a non-gay word to refer to the relationship you have with your best guy friends."

it's only a matter of time before Oreos become the nation's currency.

worcestershire sauce?

Since yoga lead to doggy-yoga, how long will it be before there are boutique stores that sell doggy-cupcakes?

nothing about that show was funny. you must be mistaken.

isn't that an appositive? meaning that your comma was correct?

can he say "Hell to the Naw" instead?

another brilliant follow-up by stepin fetchit. Good job, you really, uh… said some stuff there.

You heard wrong. Meth is wayyyyyyyyyyy cheaper than pharmaceuticals.

They can put her in any shitty role they want, and I will still watch it.

Yeah, I'll echo Never Never's statements:
FAIL: you didn't know the details of Orlando Bloom's upcoming projects. In order to win the internets you MUST know the details of Justin Timberlake's, oops i mean Orlando Bloom's future.

I LIKE IT
THEIR GUITARS MATCH!!! COOOL!

only if he starts every episode by screaming
"YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

the most dangerous prey of all: man……atees.

She looks like Jughead.

I didn't even know the tribute album existed. I was mostly referring to his earlier work that he plagiarized.