Verizon sucks my balls. They somehow initiated a remote scan of my phone, found MP3s (bought on Amazon) and since they were not purchased through the verizon store (at $2.99 a piece), they were all deleted. Not only is that an invasion of privacy, but it's also a violation of consumer rights.

Crap-Tone has always sucked. There are so many musicians who exist in the same genre as him that out-class him in every way. The only reason that he's the most well-known is because his music is so damn white.

it's a 'collectible.' Just a collectible that will steadily depreciate in value from the moment you waste your money on it.

the berries taste like burning.

they would have to work Mencia in somehow.

working in IT, I definitely felt like I could relate to the computer's point in the classic Point Counterpoint: "My Computer Totally Hates Me."

Ice dancing seems even more flamboyant than regular figure-skating. But, my gf has been making me watch some figure skating with her, and while it's fruity as hell, I have to admit that they are athletes. It's probably more subjective at the lower levels, but on the Olympic level it's people doing some really…

the berries taste like burning

"it is one of the most realistic portrayals of the afterlife that's ever been put on film"

that's such a stupid fucking song. They're basically saying that we should just not think about everything that's fucked-up in the world, and instead we should just PARTAY!

The simple fact is that art is supposed to give us insights as to who we are as humans. Through art, we are supposed to recognize a facet of ourselves and realize a deeper truth - hopefully making us a better person.

fashion : art :: PEOPLE magazine : literature

it's not art if it doesn't have a deeper meaning. Fashion is just a bunch of jerk-wads who arbitrarily pick random new bullshit and deem it to be trendy in order to keep little Malaysian kids in their sweat-shops.

in German, the 3rd darkman is known as "The Darkman, The"

wait… it's not like it's about pursuing assholes….
you know what i meant.

fashion is the pursuit of vain, narcissistic assholes who should all kill themselves anyways.

fuck Harold Lloyd. It's all about Harold Zoid.

Kielbasa, could you tell me just how much full of douche-bags Miami is?

someone let Dr. Pepper know so they can revoke his sponsorship.

my only regret…. is that i have…. bone-itis!