my initial reaction was that milksteak was somehow a piece of "meat" made from chunks of curdled milk.

i don't think the toilet is the best way to get rid of large pieces of meat…

all i remember from Short Circuit 2 was the Gutt' having to play the tune to "Help Me Rhonda" on a touch-tone phone.

Ben Jabituya
Here's hoping they get Fisher Stevens to put on some brown face make-up and a bad Indian accent to reprise his role from the first.

You aren't sure Jeff Dunham is the devil?

Jeff-Fucking-Dunham.

What about Holly? I guess they're never bringing her back… Plus, they didn't mention anything this week about what's happening between Michael and Ms. Beasley.

I worked with a girl at one point, she was not quite 20 years old, and had never heard of Bugs Bunny.

recipe for success:
1. learn to spell 'recipe'

It's actually fairly apropos. The chorus:
"Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage"
Basically states that the singer is frustrated and angry with the world around him, but any action to change it would be futile because of his own insignificance.
That's pretty much the entire concept behind "Whale Wars" even…

Really, Leto? Do you live somewhere that outlaws radios? Because this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
was in-fucking-escapable. Either that or you're just a completely oblivious dumbass.

people who, 20 years ago, would have been frat jocks are instead today hipsters.

SubWay

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?

http://eatthis.menshealth.c…

Shouldn't the joke from the 80's comedian have been:

it's obviously about an underwater seminary

or you could just use Vista's NTFS disk manager, shrink the volume, create a new partition, then install W7 on the new partition. Then you can move all the crap from the old partition to the new one, delete the old partition, then resize the new volume to take up the older one's space, assign it to c: and you're done.

Louboutin is just so Hott right now!

blow-job girl is, in fact, Erin on "The Office."