what's with the background music? Sounds kind of like it was taken from…

I hate to say that I started saying "totes" jokingly after reading Jackie Harvey's year in review at the end of '08. But somehow it has invaded my actual, non-ironic lexicon.
I totes hate you, Jackie Harvey!

Why no Seattle Decider?

I'd say that The Beatles were actually the American Beatles. They may have been borne in England, but their rise to stardom is so inextricably linked to the American experience, that I don't really see them as a 'British band.' If it weren't for American teenagers clamoring for their records and concerts, they would…

I'll occasionally watch a little Fox News, or even Tyra just because they're such good outlets for my ire. However, not even I can take any pleasure in watching Nancy Grace. She really is the worst thing on tv - rivaled only by Anne Coulter.

that's assuming that Nancy Grace is mortal.

After that, you should work on your PhD in Fierceness.

Ellen Page was best as Trina on the Trailer Park Boys.

what about the Inspector Gadget movie?

According to some study by the UN, Australia is actually the second nicest country to live in, after Norway.

I'm Glad …
… That Harry Connick Jr. didn't try to address the issue as a black American.

… And they would title it "Sexual Predator."

Maybe he just thought it would be fuckin' sweet to make a movie 'bout killin' some Aliens.

Rusty
Could they not just get Anthony Michael Hall to reprise his role as Rusty? I doubt he's busy.

Simpsons may have fallen off, but at least it's not Family Guy.
Or American Dad.
Or The Cleveland Show.
Or some other clone of the original unfunny show.

yah, "jamming" is dumb. I'd rather hear them play the songs exactly like they are on the album I've already heard a hundred times.

how much should you tip a hotel maid? $2? How about if she untucks your blanket for you?

I was actually really surprised that Bono appeared in a role that was at least a little bit self-deprecating. I didn't think his mountainous ego would have allowed him to do that.

technically it's public lewdness… so, yah… it's already illegal.

Placeholder: "Your obviously an idiot troll."