"Weak" by SWV. Shit…

I think that their absurdly long and bizarre sketches are the best, particularly the whale-tail one, the giant diamond/Mt. Everest one, and the JFK/Oswald one.

But Wild Wild West
Plagued the world with slightly more Will Smith than usual.

Hmmmm…
That is a tough call indeed. Probably either The Velvet Underground's "Some Kinda Love", Elvis Costello's "This Year's Girl" or Pulp's "Dishes".

Blacula vs. Henry Kissinger

Hmmmm….
Basketball Federation of Montenegro's "The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?"

Hmmmmm
Father (The Avengers)'s Debut LP

Cool As Ice is no Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em

The answer is obvious!

…fuck.

That was actually the only line I found amusing.

Boats….

Fuck, Phantom Menace came out when I was a wee lad of six.

Hey-oooh!

Well, shit…class of '11. Yeah. I've nary a clue what the song will be, but seeing as I'm at a hipster-laden arts school, it will likely be twee math rock about scarves.

Alright!

Zonk!

Now that's an amusing anecdote!

I'm Rather Surprised
That no one reviewed "The Girlfriend Experience" or whatever Soderberg's new film was.

No love for the wendigo?