If I had read it I might have been moved by it but I don't think any of my local newspapers carried it, AND I was born in 1988 so it's also a case of my nostalgia formulation kicking in about the time he quit writing it.

I thought we'd all agreed we needed a Hagar the Horrible/Wizard of Id mash-up in some other comments section on some other article.

Liam Neeson IS Mark Trail!

His original style and humor were formulated in El Mariachi, Desperado, and From Dusk to Dawn, yes. They themselves were homages to Spaghetti westerns and horror movies (in the case of the latter) with probably some references from Mexican film and telenovelas that I don't know as much about.

MY EYES

Even that part where she arches her back and we see her tits? Shit.

It still doesn't make sense, though. The silly literalness of it made it not make sense.

Was this alluded to anywhere in the movie? Why would I just assume this when the character is so quirky?

I prefer some of Woolsey's shenanigans to the "better" translations I've seen from fans over the years (you can patch different translations to the ROM image for the Japanese ROM of FF6). One was particularly bad due to being as literaly as possible, with Terra (here renamed Tina in honor of the original Japanese…

What the heck were some of those clips of games from? I don't remember Atari ever achieving anything on that level. It was mostly blippy shit at first, then some incredibly blocky shit later. Not pseudo-3D car racing and modernized remakes of what looks like Asteroids. Were those Jaguar games or something? It seems…

Refer to the age-old Three Stooges line: "Sir, are you happy or married?"

BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!

EA does seem like a black hole of interesting games, except for the few rays of light which manage to escape its maw.

Man, speaking of GTA, I'm glad it didn't log the time I spent night after night aimlessly running over pedestrians in GTA III.

Man, we all thought WE wasted our time! This guy spent 70 hours on Final Fantasy X!

Tangentially, a LOT of arcade games are pretty boring when your quarters aren't on the line, especially all those beat-em-ups. When you can play Golden Axe with infinite continues, it's way less interesting.

The expectation is that each month they'd add new titles from EA's library. Like Playstation Plus adds one or two AAA games each month (usually two), and then a bunch of indie/downloadable titles as well (like four). And whatever you've activated a download on in the past stays downloadable as long as you have a PS+…

Eh, I thought the same way about Playstation Plus for years. Cut to me about a year later and I think the only physical game I bought last year was Grand Theft Auto V. It simply has had so many titles on it that I'm kept busy just trying to keep up with it. And some of the discounts are nothing to sneeze at.

At least it was shorter than Gettysburg, so your time sitting through a sappy romanticization of Stonewall Jackson, a slave-owner defending the institution of the ownership of human beings, was at least an hour shorter than it could have been.

The LOTR trilogy has literally wasted days of my life at this point.