If the show isn't doing the Greyjoys or Griff or Quentyn and Arianne, it sure as heck isn't getting into the Oldtown stuff, I don't think.

Indeed, a good choice. Travis Fimmel for Euron, Stevenson for Victarion.

Ugh, no.

Yeah, I would venture the plots of the books and the show are going to be pretty entirely separate at this point.

His character in Vikings is more like Euron, though. Not that I wouldn't want Travis Fimmel in Game of Thrones.

Wow, they really got that Yezzan casting perfect. I can't tell the difference between that guy and Yezzan's description!

If the character in the show is anything like the book's character, we'll finally have a major black character so people can quit complaining (slightly).

"The Ibbenese whaler rubbed his hirsute chest against her dusky nipples. But suddenly he screamed in pain at the dagger jammed into his back! He flailed around uselessly, like nipples on a breastplate."

Can't fulfill prophecies!

Mickey Rourke is playing Moonboy?!

But…but…he is of the night!

Why would they replace Manderly after going to the trouble of having his son stand and sit next to Robb and Catelyn during the Red Wedding?

Maybe he could kill them with bongs or something.

I hope Victarion wasn't killed on the way back to his home planet.

Is the 5th completely different again? I know the 4th went to a whole new world from Faerun, did they completely reboot again with the 5th?

And is in Latinate phrases, no less. The language of magic must be Latin despite the concept of magic spells far predating the Roman empire! They spoke Latin in the Omen and the Exorcist and stuff so it must be true!

Stop the Fifth Element, I Want To Get Off!

It does seem kind of silly in retrospect that the Germans considered themselves the master race, based on whiteness, when there were plenty of whiter people all around them that they insisted on invading.

The best conspiracy theories have a seed of truth somewhere in them. I mean, there are plenty of rich, successful, powerful, influential Jewish people in Western culture and politics. This is then spun into a conspiracy theory where ALL culture and politics is controlled by a vast Jewish consortium involving EVERY…

It's that Oldman charm. Instead of resembling Mel Gibson, he comes off as your drunk uncle at the family reunion.