That movie looks corny as shit, actually. I guess it might not be intentional…

Shoulda changed it to "Purple Monkey Dishwasher".

Well, since the '70s. Prior to that Batman spent more time fighting aliens than criminals.

Yeah, the pan-and-zoom thing he did twenty times annoyed me to no end.

I don't think you can make a gritty and joyless Shazam movie with the Rock in the lead, especially since that would be a pretty pointless endeavor when one would hope the audience they're trying to appeal to with a Shazam movie is a younger audience.

Unlike Black Manta or Black Lightning, he isn't called Black Adam because he's actually black.

Why in the world do we not call him Tony Rocky Horror?!

I got a kick out of S3 completely ignoring the paraplegic mayor they spent two seasons with.

What? No Police song?

The New York Post's article about the Kimye wedding was the stuff of legend:

Just wait until you see MY comic idea. "What if Batman was the Penguin?"

Yeah, I have such a backlog I haven't bought anything new, really. I picked River of Stars back up (I think this is going back two years!) and I'm determined to finish it. It's too bad, as Kay is my favorite author, but boy is it a "slow-burner" (kind of boring). It's also strange as Under Heaven was phenomenal and I…

I didn't mind Swamp Thing/Animal Man, though it did start to spin its wheels after a while.

EDIT: Gah, one-upped by two days.

If we waste anymore time on 'weeaboo,' we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!

I always get this one and Sex Criminals mixed up.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Bah, I can remember all the lyrics to the theme song of a cartoon I saw when I was a kid, too!

EDIT: Scratch that, I think I'm confusing TaleSpin with Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers. Curse my childhood memory! TaleSpin from what I remember must have been weirder, as I think it had a sky-pirate mothership thingy?

I'm guessing it was technically syndicated, but this show and the numerous others that, where I lived at least, aired on FOX, solidified it as the go-to channel for Saturday morning and weekend afternoon cartoons. This was slowly rivaled by the WB in the late '90s, of course, as numerous big Warner Bros. properties…