You're the first gimmick poster I've truly hated from the cockles of my heart. I'm impressed, after a fashion.

Did you use any Mikerophones to amplify your voice at these Comedy Open Mikes?

Did you use any Mikerophones to amplify your voice at these Comedy Open Mikes?

"Comedy Open Mike Buddy": I know those words, but I don't understand what they mean. Is it about a guy named Mike who likes to talk about his feelings? Or a guy named Mike Buddy who competed in a Comedy Golf Tournament?

"Comedy Open Mike Buddy": I know those words, but I don't understand what they mean. Is it about a guy named Mike who likes to talk about his feelings? Or a guy named Mike Buddy who competed in a Comedy Golf Tournament?

That's never stopped people from sponsoring Colbert.

That's never stopped people from sponsoring Colbert.

I hope it's better than Lucky Louie, but I doubt it will be.

I hope it's better than Lucky Louie, but I doubt it will be.

Oh man, am I autistic?

Oh man, am I autistic?

@Sean O'Neal: I would've appreciated your snark when Marah Eakin was doing basically the same thing re: Wilco questions.

@Sean O'Neal: I would've appreciated your snark when Marah Eakin was doing basically the same thing re: Wilco questions.

Only one of those will get you raped in prison.

Only one of those will get you raped in prison.

The lady doth protest too much.

The lady doth protest too much.

Yet still not homoerotic enough to stay true to the source material.

Yet still not homoerotic enough to stay true to the source material.

As an imaginary member of the Knights Templar, Frank Miller has a duty to portray Muslims as evil even before they were Muslims.