It's only plagiarism if it sucks. It gets a pass if it's interesting.

It's only plagiarism if it sucks. It gets a pass if it's interesting.

The only song that really fell flat for me was "I want a pair of cowboy boots." The rest was at least decent, with a few great songs, especially "The world moves on."

The only song that really fell flat for me was "I want a pair of cowboy boots." The rest was at least decent, with a few great songs, especially "The world moves on."

The AV Club turned into The Onion so gradually I didn't even notice.

The AV Club turned into The Onion so gradually I didn't even notice.

Question for @marah eakin: How much do you regret soliciting commenter's questions? A) with all your heart, or B) with all your soul?

Question for @marah eakin: How much do you regret soliciting commenter's questions? A) with all your heart, or B) with all your soul?

I hate what you just said.

I hate what you just said.

A 'B' is a hipster's 'A'

A 'B' is a hipster's 'A'

No, that was a coaster brake. Beach cruisers use that kind of brake. Fixed gears are like a manual transmission on a car, but you have no clutch. So it's always stuck in first gear. It's also exactly as practical as a car with no clutch, one gear, and no brakes.

No, that was a coaster brake. Beach cruisers use that kind of brake. Fixed gears are like a manual transmission on a car, but you have no clutch. So it's always stuck in first gear. It's also exactly as practical as a car with no clutch, one gear, and no brakes.

A lot of messengers deliver blueprints now, and other junk that's too big to email. But that's only until fiberoptics become more common.

A lot of messengers deliver blueprints now, and other junk that's too big to email. But that's only until fiberoptics become more common.

Yes. It's like, totally zen if you can't stop your bike without locking up your rear wheel and skidding all over the place.

Yes. It's like, totally zen if you can't stop your bike without locking up your rear wheel and skidding all over the place.

"Sweet fixies" don't have brakes because they'd rather endanger themselves and/or others by using a bicycle designed for track racing on a public street. It's like driving a drag-racing car to the grocery store, only more stupid.

"Sweet fixies" don't have brakes because they'd rather endanger themselves and/or others by using a bicycle designed for track racing on a public street. It's like driving a drag-racing car to the grocery store, only more stupid.