I hope the AV Club can take some of that fat Starbucks money they're raking in and actually hire some qualified writers. I must be a masochist for consistently reading the music reviews on this site. The AV Club still beats Pitchfork for brevity if nothing else. The opinions are just as bad, but the AV Club only…

I hope the AV Club can take some of that fat Starbucks money they're raking in and actually hire some qualified writers. I must be a masochist for consistently reading the music reviews on this site. The AV Club still beats Pitchfork for brevity if nothing else. The opinions are just as bad, but the AV Club only…

Agreed. No context necessary.

Agreed. No context necessary.

Long live print!

Long live print!

Don't let stupid shit like "facts" and "evidence" get in the way of your preconceived notions.

Don't let stupid shit like "facts" and "evidence" get in the way of your preconceived notions.

Yeah, I like "Truth" and don't think it sounds like "generic British indie-pop." I like "Day Four" and "V.A.L.I.S." a lot too.

Yeah, I like "Truth" and don't think it sounds like "generic British indie-pop." I like "Day Four" and "V.A.L.I.S." a lot too.

You're probably right. My scenario presumes too much effort and forethought.

You're probably right. My scenario presumes too much effort and forethought.

Drugs only explains why they wrote the series, and possibly why the execs approved the series. Were all of the staff and actors on drugs too? It seems more likely to be a combination of drugs, and not giving a single, solitary fuck. Also, money?

Drugs only explains why they wrote the series, and possibly why the execs approved the series. Were all of the staff and actors on drugs too? It seems more likely to be a combination of drugs, and not giving a single, solitary fuck. Also, money?

It's probably the result of a board meeting, some darts, and a wall full of pop-culture buzzwords, occupations, and random characters from literature.

It's probably the result of a board meeting, some darts, and a wall full of pop-culture buzzwords, occupations, and random characters from literature.

SteamHuck: SVU, where victims are raped by gangs of mechanical spiders.

SteamHuck: SVU, where victims are raped by gangs of mechanical spiders.

That depends. He's super cool if you're in the Russian mafia or the KGB.

That depends. He's super cool if you're in the Russian mafia or the KGB.