@avclub-459b420394fe3709a0a344bcf39514e5:disqus Doesn't actually live in a former Confederate state. People here still either get angry or brag about Quantrill's Raiders. The war is still being fought in many conservatives' heads.

I suspect that happened to several hundred slasher movies in the '80s.

I suspect that happened to several hundred slasher movies in the '80s.

Were we doing arguments? I was just doing burns. I'm so embarrassed now.

Were we doing arguments? I was just doing burns. I'm so embarrassed now.

I'm aware that women are more likely to work part-time, so the Census Bureau's $0.77 per $1 women-to-men pay ratio may skew towards parity when factoring in part-time vs full-time status.

I'm aware that women are more likely to work part-time, so the Census Bureau's $0.77 per $1 women-to-men pay ratio may skew towards parity when factoring in part-time vs full-time status.

The PC term is "Celestial," thank you.

The PC term is "Celestial," thank you.

@avclub-1fbcf885f8f5c9afc9f37188b3f00afc:disqus My nefarious scheme obviously worked on you. You even took the time to respond.

@avclub-1fbcf885f8f5c9afc9f37188b3f00afc:disqus My nefarious scheme obviously worked on you. You even took the time to respond.

I like to pretend that Adam Carolla thinks he's a Maury Povich-type host. He doesn't actually know he's supposed to be funny, and just says whatever stupid shit pops into his head like Karl Pilkington, oblivious that everyone is mocking him.

I like to pretend that Adam Carolla thinks he's a Maury Povich-type host. He doesn't actually know he's supposed to be funny, and just says whatever stupid shit pops into his head like Karl Pilkington, oblivious that everyone is mocking him.

@avclub-57be49ee4d34fa2d286d78836c2b2c22:disqus Re: Amy Poehler not being hot, I think almost everyone on the AVClub, and almost every human with the gift of sight, would disagree with that.

@avclub-57be49ee4d34fa2d286d78836c2b2c22:disqus Re: Amy Poehler not being hot, I think almost everyone on the AVClub, and almost every human with the gift of sight, would disagree with that.

I may be insufferable, and I may be a dork, but I'm not. . .wait, what was the third thing?

I may be insufferable, and I may be a dork, but I'm not. . .wait, what was the third thing?

I saw a chick on the street wearing low-rise jeans and her pubes were full-on exposed. It was super gross.

I saw a chick on the street wearing low-rise jeans and her pubes were full-on exposed. It was super gross.

Brevity is the soul of. . . something. . .