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That chick would look hot in both everything and nothing, so that's not fair.

That chick would look hot in both everything and nothing, so that's not fair.

I was thinking this exact thing. I know way more funny women than funny straight men. But we're probably just sissy boys, not the kind of manly men Adam Carolla thinks are the arbiters of good humor.

I was thinking this exact thing. I know way more funny women than funny straight men. But we're probably just sissy boys, not the kind of manly men Adam Carolla thinks are the arbiters of good humor.

That reminds me of guys who complain that ladies don't want sex as much as men do. It's not that they don't want sex, they just don't want to have it with you.

That reminds me of guys who complain that ladies don't want sex as much as men do. It's not that they don't want sex, they just don't want to have it with you.

Let's play Jump to Conclusions! We'll start off with a factual statement, and then I challenge you to come up with the most outlandish conclusions based on the fact provided.
I'll start us off:

Let's play Jump to Conclusions! We'll start off with a factual statement, and then I challenge you to come up with the most outlandish conclusions based on the fact provided.
I'll start us off:

Are anecdotal arguments off-limits? Someone better tell the internet!

Are anecdotal arguments off-limits? Someone better tell the internet!

It's not logically sound to make declarations about what "can be" from observations on what "is." Men may currently be "better" at something than women, but you don't know if that's because of intrinsic characteristics, or cultural or other effects.

It's not logically sound to make declarations about what "can be" from observations on what "is." Men may currently be "better" at something than women, but you don't know if that's because of intrinsic characteristics, or cultural or other effects.

Wait, he's responsible for podcasts? I hate him even more now.

Wait, he's responsible for podcasts? I hate him even more now.

Yeah, I think it's completely fucked up that to "make it" as a women in comedy, you have to be as attractive as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, plus you have to be funnier than 95% of the other comedians, whereas Rob Schneider has starred in a bunch of movies without being funny or attractive.

Yeah, I think it's completely fucked up that to "make it" as a women in comedy, you have to be as attractive as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, plus you have to be funnier than 95% of the other comedians, whereas Rob Schneider has starred in a bunch of movies without being funny or attractive.

Maybe the ladies you know don't want to waste their "A" material on you.