Maybe the ladies you know don't want to waste their "A" material on you.

@underscorex:disqus  if your sausages are squirting juice everywhere, you overcooked it. Learn how to cook, Westeros!

@underscorex:disqus  if your sausages are squirting juice everywhere, you overcooked it. Learn how to cook, Westeros!

They'd only waste it on things that weren't Tom Hanks.

They'd only waste it on things that weren't Tom Hanks.

Yeah I didn't bother reading through the other 400 comments or so. I should've assumed someone would've said that by now.

Yeah I didn't bother reading through the other 400 comments or so. I should've assumed someone would've said that by now.

If anyone is an expert at not being funny, it's Adam Carolla.

If anyone is an expert at not being funny, it's Adam Carolla.

@avclub-7d545ad9367ccb8a80c94a953314ae71:disqus Do I need to go on a spirit quest to find it? If I could do that, I wouldn't need the degree!

@avclub-7d545ad9367ccb8a80c94a953314ae71:disqus Do I need to go on a spirit quest to find it? If I could do that, I wouldn't need the degree!

Also, I can't find any program of study called "Shamanistic Rituals" in the NYU catalog.

Also, I can't find any program of study called "Shamanistic Rituals" in the NYU catalog.

Sorry! I missed the part about not looking it up. If only I had studied shamanistic rituals with a minor in reading comprehension.

Sorry! I missed the part about not looking it up. If only I had studied shamanistic rituals with a minor in reading comprehension.

NYU, courtesy of his Facebook profile.

NYU, courtesy of his Facebook profile.

I've heard of Bieber, but I didn't recognize any of the names in the second paragraph. I think that means I'm winning.

I've heard of Bieber, but I didn't recognize any of the names in the second paragraph. I think that means I'm winning.

Yeah they sound like a cludgy mix of Foster the People, Fair Ohs, Local Natives, and Vampire Weekend, trying to be TV on the Radio. The Fair Ohs at least sounded like they were having fun with it.