@Scrawler2:disqus : Yes
@avclub-43b65ec0fcf8be9f52da06cb016cd11c:disqus : I too dare to dream the impossible
@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus : Is there some sort of length rubicon where it stops being a clitoris and starts being a penis? I don't think they covered that in high school sex ed.

@Scrawler2:disqus : Yes
@avclub-43b65ec0fcf8be9f52da06cb016cd11c:disqus : I too dare to dream the impossible
@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus : Is there some sort of length rubicon where it stops being a clitoris and starts being a penis? I don't think they covered that in high school sex ed.

I'm not a parent, but I have to deal with my shitty nephews all the time. Their shitty parent (my brother) thinks those kids have to be in front of the TV at all times, and that they hate vegetables. Yet, when they see me munching on a bag of radishes they decide veggies are cool. I'm just saying, kids are stupid and…

I'm not a parent, but I have to deal with my shitty nephews all the time. Their shitty parent (my brother) thinks those kids have to be in front of the TV at all times, and that they hate vegetables. Yet, when they see me munching on a bag of radishes they decide veggies are cool. I'm just saying, kids are stupid and…

We've all done things we're ashamed of to make a quick buck, right?

We've all done things we're ashamed of to make a quick buck, right?

How could a lady make that fapping noise? Please explain in gory detail.

How could a lady make that fapping noise? Please explain in gory detail.

I listened to a really great interview with Gary Younge the other day on the world service. His somber baritone spelled out the failures of public housing in the UK.

I listened to a really great interview with Gary Younge the other day on the world service. His somber baritone spelled out the failures of public housing in the UK.

Just make your kid turn off backyardigans. Since I assume you're an adult, I'm pretty sure you could overpower it and wrest the remote from its clutches.

Just make your kid turn off backyardigans. Since I assume you're an adult, I'm pretty sure you could overpower it and wrest the remote from its clutches.

This may be the only time that explaining a joke is funnier than the joke itself.

This may be the only time that explaining a joke is funnier than the joke itself.

I've noticed a strong negative correlation between the incidence of Internet comments beginning with "To be fair" and said comments' fairness.

I've noticed a strong negative correlation between the incidence of Internet comments beginning with "To be fair" and said comments' fairness.

Churchill? Who the fuck was that? He's no John Foster Dulles, I'll tell ya that much.

Churchill? Who the fuck was that? He's no John Foster Dulles, I'll tell ya that much.

@avclub-ffc905126015cdc6758873970fb59828:disqus No, but I'm an inadvertent practitioner of Haigspeak, so I could see how you could misinterpret my identity.

@avclub-ffc905126015cdc6758873970fb59828:disqus No, but I'm an inadvertent practitioner of Haigspeak, so I could see how you could misinterpret my identity.