I'm surprised you didn't know that our high school geography books are written by former secretaries of state.

I'm surprised you didn't know that our high school geography books are written by former secretaries of state.

You don't really know that it's NOT a subtle critique of the mass incarceration and collective punishment young black men experience. But it's probably not.

You don't really know that it's NOT a subtle critique of the mass incarceration and collective punishment young black men experience. But it's probably not.

Not all monsters are racist, but all racists are monsters.

Not all monsters are racist, but all racists are monsters.

Here's a helpful checklist to see if the country you're talking about is in the Middle East:
Are they brown? 
If 'yes,' do they hate us?
If 'yes,' have we already, or will we try to overthrow(n) their elected gov't, or prop up a friendly dictator?
If 'yes,' do they speak Spanish?
If 'yes,' then they're Mexican. 
If 'no,'…

Here's a helpful checklist to see if the country you're talking about is in the Middle East:
Are they brown? 
If 'yes,' do they hate us?
If 'yes,' have we already, or will we try to overthrow(n) their elected gov't, or prop up a friendly dictator?
If 'yes,' do they speak Spanish?
If 'yes,' then they're Mexican. 
If 'no,'…

That's what good waffles do. They stick together. Wait, what?

That's what good waffles do. They stick together. Wait, what?

And @fastandsloppy:disqus  is the Alan Tudyk.

And @fastandsloppy:disqus  is the Alan Tudyk.

Someone needs to bring back skeletons.

Someone needs to bring back skeletons.

The most respectful thing you can call Persians is "Arab."

The most respectful thing you can call Persians is "Arab."

Who let Mr. Dulles be in charge of the definitions? Can I be in charge?

Who let Mr. Dulles be in charge of the definitions? Can I be in charge?

I'm glad I wasn't the only wiener who noticed that.

I'm glad I wasn't the only wiener who noticed that.