I hate you too.

I hate you too.

I'll throw in a buck. This is worth exactly $1 to me.

I'll throw in a buck. This is worth exactly $1 to me.

@avclub-489acfbfa4d2424403acb81699170ac2:disqus She's like 60 and already married, but you're welcome to come a-courtin' anyway. She has a great sense of humor.

@avclub-489acfbfa4d2424403acb81699170ac2:disqus She's like 60 and already married, but you're welcome to come a-courtin' anyway. She has a great sense of humor.

30 Rock has gone downhill since it turned from a smart critique of lazy sitcom tropes into just another lazy sitcom, which happened somewhere around the 6th episode. Still, it was one helluva pilot.

30 Rock has gone downhill since it turned from a smart critique of lazy sitcom tropes into just another lazy sitcom, which happened somewhere around the 6th episode. Still, it was one helluva pilot.

My neighbor is a little person. Her vanity license plate says "GNOME."

My neighbor is a little person. Her vanity license plate says "GNOME."

Watching naked ladies on TV isn't pervy, is it?

Watching naked ladies on TV isn't pervy, is it?

That is the most boring "that's what she said" ever typed on the internet. Congratulations?

That is the most boring "that's what she said" ever typed on the internet. Congratulations?

@avclub-0beb34df7e9615cd43b9090989ca4848:disqus You probably think every snappy dresser with a Van Dyke beard who happens to be wielding a hammer is evil.

@avclub-0beb34df7e9615cd43b9090989ca4848:disqus You probably think every snappy dresser with a Van Dyke beard who happens to be wielding a hammer is evil.

Slavery is just "regular" villainy. Super-villainy is more like, I dunno, enslaving an entire planet or something. You know, super-slavery.

Slavery is just "regular" villainy. Super-villainy is more like, I dunno, enslaving an entire planet or something. You know, super-slavery.

In college I read about some island culture in southeast Asia who thought you had to swallow a bunch of cum if you wanted to be virile, so teenage boys were constantly blowing each other.

In college I read about some island culture in southeast Asia who thought you had to swallow a bunch of cum if you wanted to be virile, so teenage boys were constantly blowing each other.