I'm sure he's bummed that his opponents aren't human. Then it's not as fun to hunt them for sport on his private island.

I will not have this film about hypocritical moral outrage besmirched by mild language and adult themes!

At least fullscreen is easy to spot. The real bitch is the non-anamorphic letterbox transfer that reads like widescreen on the box but reduces the movie to a tiny little rectangle in the middle of the screen.

Why are you trying to ruin those poor rats' lives?

What a bunch of melonfarming iceholes.

The hammers are their penises.

“I wanted to avoid using titles that were simply character or location names that get said dozens of times in the film.”

Re-Animator? I just met her!

I was gonna make a Goldfinger joke but it made me feel gross.

Grab 'em by the octopussy.

"How many burgers you want, Rocky? IV?"

The main thing that men seemed to have "learned" during the Sexual Revolution was that, while they had previously assumed that all women fell somewhere into the virgin/whore dichotomy, they were now pretty sure that they were all just whores.

Somehow I don't think naming himself after the bad guy from Howard the Duck was quite as intimidating as he thought it would be.

And they never would have tried to make it in the first place if Ackroyd hadn't come up with the idea and invested it with so much passion. They needed his crazy. He needed their structure. It was a winning combination.

So you're saying it's not kosher?

You mean to tell me this guy gets off on appearing on live panel shows they got snakes out here this big?

It is pretty dumb, isn't it?

I gave him a shot, as I do all the new rappers. Sometimes it works out. Often it doesn't. But I keep hoping.

I know you think anyone who doesn't like the stuff you like is just a relic who is unable to appreciate anything that came out after they graduated from high school, but the truth, as most truths are, is more complicated and individual than that. I like lots and lots of new music. Just not this kind. And that's okay.…

How? I'm talking about myself as much as him. I'm part of the generation that preceded his whose condescension of the out-of-touch olds led to nothing. It happened to me and it'll happen to him.