Being against the extermination of the whole human race is the least metal thing I've ever heard.

So you're saying he ain't no goddamn sonofabitch?

There is the curious case of Dave Grohl.

Well, in their defense, they are from Mars, and they don't care.

Danzig's badassness may be massively overrated, but Morrissey is a guy that even Robert Smith thinks is kind of a wuss.

I can't even imagine zombie Mister Rogers being that much of a dick.

Stephen King, but I think we're safe on that one.

Their songs are better!

"I need your skull! To be separated from your body! It's literally the only way to kill you!"

That's not fair to people who are just trying to get a stew going.

Rock Singer Is Loud, Not Smart: An Eleventy Billion Part Series

It was pretty visually striking at the time when that look hadn't taken over everything yet.

Sucking in a theater is kind of her thing.

They were gonna hire a Julia Sweeney impersonator and then they realized the real thing was cheaper.

There was the recent and already forgotten PWR BTTM incident. It was like their whole career was a montage.

Great casting! I've been ignoring him for decades!

Who will be playing the explosion I'm perpetually ignoring?

"How can the same guy get thrown out the same window twice?"

We'll also allow any word that stars with "re" and ends in "ion" as long as it's at least three syllables. Redemption. Resurrection. Retaliation. Regeneration. Rectalpenetration. All acceptable.

I didn't read much of the review, on account of this is the dumbest idea I've ever heard and I wouldn't watch it for money.