I'm no expert, but as far as I know, it's all digital projection now, so that's not a problem.

Well, everyone knows that Romeo & Juliet died at their own hands because they were idiots. What this ill-advised TV sequel presupposes is…what if they didn't?

No problem. The most famous example of this phenomenon is Pee Wee's Big Adventure, where in the open matte version you can see "gaffes" like the endless chain being fed up from the bottom of Pee Wee's bike or the tracks that the street signs moved on to simulate driving. Everybody thought those were hilarious meta…

If this was back in the days of square TVs, you may have seen the open matte version, which shows more at the top and bottom of the frame than would have been seen in the theatrical release as a way to get around pan-and-scanning.

I saw the Allmans once in '97 or '98. The kind of band you don't have to even like their kind of music to know they're awesome at it.

Your logic works in the opposite direction. All members of ISIS must by definition be Muslim, just like all radical feminists must by definition be feminists. That does not mean that all feminists are radical feminists any more than than it means all Muslims are in ISIS. I don't know what your view of feminism's…

I don't demand he does a goddamn thing. I told him what a lot of people assume when someone says "I'm not a feminist but…" He can believe that in his heart all he wants, just like I can believe that the word "ficus" means "a one-legged dwarf from Alpha Centauri." But if I said that shit out loud, people might just…

Eh, I'm done. You're blocked.

Because I see that "I'm not a feminist even though I agree with it" thing all the time, and I hate it. It's based on a concerted smear campaign to label feminism as the work of hateful cock-choppers who want to outlaw the Y-chromosome, and not as one of the most important and heroic social campaigns in history, one…

There's nothing to win. This wasn't a debate. You made a dumb statement, I made a dumb joke, then we started insulting each other. Neither of us made one viable point. That's not how an argument works. We're both just waving our dicks around. The difference is, I know that's all I'm doing.

I didn't call him a shithead. He says he believes in equality for the sexes, so he's not a shithead. But without that further elaboration, there's no way to tell him apart from the shitheads when he starts arguments with "I'm not a feminist."

Hey, look, he learned a big word!

I'm just telling you how you come off. Everybody who's not a shithead is a feminist whether they like it or not. Denying it doesn't make any of the people you claim to be allies with want to take your word for it.

Somehow I don't think that's true.

If you're not a feminist, that means you don't actually believe that men and women deserve equal rights in the eyes of the law. That makes you a shithead. If you do believe that men and women deserve equal rights in the eyes of the law and still think you're not a feminist, that means you don't know what the word…

Yes, this is obviously completely the same thing.

I hope his mother stops loving him over this and never tells him but he kind of knows anyway.

He sounds like an interstellar warlord to me. But everything sounds like an interstellar warlord to me. A friend was telling me she put something I heard as "Koltar" on her hands. I'm like, "Didn't John Saxon play him in Battle Beyond the Stars?" No. It was coal tar. Like, the tar from coal. Somehow the interstellar…

I knew a woman who stayed an RA for the free room and board for so long, she eventually went back to school for it in her early thirties. Apparently you can major in RAing, which was news to me. I thought the RA was just the person who called a janitor when someone threw up in the hallway. I guess college really has…

The Terminator: The T-1000 can't form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals in them. Moving parts. It doesn't work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes.