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Mr Majestyk
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And only Deadpool can stop them for some reason!

That take is so hot, I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

I'm starting to think that they weren't colonists at all, but just dumbfucks the people of earth were trying to get rid of.

It sucks. Can I go now?

Well, he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Trump," exclusively in that order.

OBAMA: "And may we remember those who perished, not only as victims, but also as individuals who hoped and loved and dreamed like us, and who have become symbols of the human spirit.”

It's "L'ejaculat," you chicken-licking philistine.

I even liked his owl movie. He's got a great eye, and he's not afraid to let a shot be straight-up cornball awesome without undercutting it with irony.

I'd already gotten into an argument with this troll earlier today (he said I was "triggered" by the Aziz Ansari story for some reason) so I felt it was my duty to take him on. It's out of my system now and I'm done.

I'm gonna stop talking to you before I get myself banned.

That's not what you said or what you meant. Fuck off.

Are you even fooling yourself with this?

Are you kidding me with this shit? The guy who just wrote fanfic about Snyder blowing his brains out is gonna lecture somebody else about compassion?

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. YOU. FUCKING. IDIOT.

Yeah, you're a real sweetheart, assuming a grieving father will kill himself because you don't like his movies.

Fuckin' A you suck, dude.

I am open to the idea that Miller might have thought of it that way, but it just comes off as some fantasy sword-and-sandal shit in the movie. Plus the kind of people who might be swayed by such a thing are the kind of people who don't know where Persia was and what's there now. The Spartans might as well have been

I really want to curb-stomp a fanboy today.

It was his transition period from Troma to the studios. The success of those for-hire assignments were what let him get Slither made and start his directing career.

It's true. The Scooby-Doo movies, too.