Only Rabin would frame a scene in which two men hiding in an elephant's vagina would really rather not be pummeled about the face by multiple elephant penises the size of fenceposts and then drowned in gallons of elephant sperm as a gay panic joke.

Well, since they said please…

*blushes*

I can't handle being naked in public.

Just what God gave her.

How does ThingyBlahBlah3 keep up with the news like that?

And Putin has his cock among Trump's mouth.

I think that long hiatus, all those aborted projects, kind of broke him. I didn't like either of the movies he made since he came back at all, and I was a fan of everything he'd done prior.

I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother bright red. I mean, he got some color. What's the REDACTED gonna do? He's Samoan.

I don't know if del Toro's really "churning them out." He's only made two movies since Hellboy 2 in '08. If Jones relied on him for work, he'd have starved to death by now.

When can he start? Tomorrow morning too soon?

**Yet

However trivial you think the crap you've got lodged in your mind-grapes is, there's always somebody who wasted their life even more than you did.

You misspelled "The Snake Eater Saga's Lorenzo Lamas."

"Listen all of y'all…"
—the first line of his concession speech

He might just win, but only because people will think they're voting for Lorenzo Lamas.

Yeah, it's a real bummer when you create something of lasting appeal.

You know, every time I start to feel kind of bad about my decision to more or less give up on dating, a new Savage Love comes out and I feel like the luckiest guy in the world.

You mean Planet Earth? Yeah, I've been thinking of moving, too.

"This script will never work!"—the guy who made Jumper