Big 10-inch hard rock records?

Marked For Death. It predates Under Siege by a few years.

He's also about as liberal as you can get, so he's pretty busted up about Seagal's descent into right-wing nutjobbery. He started writing that book when little was known about Seagal's politics beyond the liberal leanings of On Deadly Ground.

He has a slightly more complicated relationship with Seagal than that.

But it's a thing that exists!

They are technically journalists. Getting every dumb little detail right is kind of their only fucking job.

Research? On a Friday? Is that even legal?

It must be tough on your dad's libertarian ideals to get his mail from the socialist postal service and drive on socialist roads.

We've still got some pink in the center. Trump likes his steaks burnt to a crisp so I'm afraid we're not quite done yet.

It turns out Kurt Russell was his sled all along!

The lyrics to "D. Original" by Jeru the Damaja. Going on 25 years now. Still a great song but sometimes I wish it would give me some space.

"Oh no! Someone left a literal piece of shit in the teleportation chamber!"

I sent his mom a little cash and a sympathy letter
Told her she raised a fuckin' fuckboy
Next time do better

From my point of view, the fans are the bad guys!

His name was Mister Reese. Mysteries. He was definitely the Riddler.

If anything, it's a little too good. Afterwards, I was never able to watch the show without thinking about what horrible people these characters were. It took a lot of the fun out of their antics.

I never realized until seeing that header image that John Travolta is exactly halfway between James Gandolfini and Jerry Seinfeld.

My predictions for what would have happened on Carnivale: Whatshisface the Chosen One or Whatever would have found himself in a room with a character who offered him information that would explain the stingily doled out mythology; Whishisface would storm out of the room in a huff without calling the writers on their…

Short answer: no. Long answer: fuck no.

"Ha ha, everybody in the whole world thinks he's a fuckin' idiot in a way that doesn't benefit him at all! That'll show 'em!"—like a million dipshits probably