Pretty sure it's too late for most of us.

Original cast or Aryan replacements?

That's not true. We're making very specific judgmental statements about Mr. Baio.

I was under the impression that all he did was approve an anti-vaxxer documentary for his film festival without fully understanding why that's a problem.

She belongs to the world.

Shit! They're onto us!

I assume he drank and/or did drugs.

Well, you're half right about Monica Bellucci.

I don't know about that. Charles In Charge has a pretty substantial ironic following.

Liked him? No. "Liked" him? Yes.

Some of my best friends are dickheads!

All this guy had to do to stay a warmly remembered Gen-X mascot was keep his fucking mouth shut.

Cry Wilderness was the highlight for me, but the rest of the season was great, too. I was HIGHLY skeptical of this whole endeavor but my only real complaint after binging the entire thing in five days was that I thought Servo's new arm design traded too much humor for articulation.

I liked how Santa's rent (yes, this is a Christmas movie about Santa trying to pay his rent) could be paid by a week of wages from a department store Santa and a janitor (which is shown to be the equivalent worth of a few broken toys) yet the landlord would have taken THE ENTIRE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF CHRISTMAS TOYS to pay…

All I did was bring up a line from a TV show I watch. I don't really give a shit if Hydra are Nazis or not in comic books that I don't read. You're the one who decided that your continuity could beat up my continuity.

And your opinions as a continuity wonk are utterly meaningless to people like me who think that shit is childish wankery. It's almost like we're two different people with two different sets of aesthetic criteria!

Canon is shit to me. It's all just gibberish made up by nerds to meet a deadline that decades later takes on the patina of holy scripture to other nerds with no imaginations of their own. Then it changes, and the old nerds complain until a few years later the new nerds blindly accept the new normal as a given. I just…

There is no "right" or "wrong" when it comes to this stuff. It's all made-up fantasy horseshit.

I never said anything about the "controversy." If you want to wear a shirt with the logo of a Nazi-adjacent agency on it, go right ahead. Just own it.

Ah, feces metaphors. Do they ever get old? Or effective?