So Aquaman is half human, half Atlantean, AND half Dikachu?

Even Blur's dialogue?

What were you doing sleeping on the sex swing to begin with?

Which is a shame, because it really does get better every season.

Well, don't leave us in suspense. Which one was it?

I like how you had two A's to fill and you snubbed Aquaman both times.

Without permission? You monster!

I know! And such small portions!

When you feel feels that you shouldn't, you are literally taking food out of starving children's mouths.

"Find out more by visiting one of our many conveniently located Genocide Centers."

I thought Agents of SHIELD just put this issue to bed when a character asked Simmons point blank if Hydra were Nazis and she said "Every last one of them. And don't you let anyone forget it."

Alien Jesus never quotes Airplane! at home…

One of the few times he survived a movie. It's like the director was like "Dear God, that's Sean Bean! We'd better get this guy out of here before he gets himself killed!"

He was also the sole survivor of two Silent Hill movies. At this point it has to be an in-joke.

Depends. Can you put booze in it?

I've been re-reading Vonnegut's Galapagos, the one about how in a million years the only humans left on earth are a few dozen furry seal-people who evolved out of having big brains because streamlined skulls were more efficient for catching fish. The other times I read it, it was a bittersweet coda. Now it seems like…

I don't think that logic follows. He takes elements of genres that inspire him but the spirit that animates them is all his own. I've seen lots of films in lots of his favorite genres and while there are superficial similarities, NONE of them feel a THING like a Tarantino movie.

Eh, you're right. It gets clicks. End of story.

It's just a bizarre phenomenon. Man of Steel is four years old at this point, yet I see articles like this at least once a week. The Av Club's writers seem determined to present every single detail about Snyder and his movies as evidence that he is an evil villain who has deliberately set out to destroy everything you…

I just think it's funny how many people are SO UPSET about a couple movies they didn't care for. I can understand not liking these movies (they are pretty terrible by most traditional standards) but to take it this far is absurd to me. Here's a gif of a guy who's exited about doing his job and people are treating him…