Ha ha, he's excited about the project he's working on and wants every detail to be just right! Who does this director think he is, directing his actors to perform their roles in the manner he prefers? What a shithead!

I'm just going to have to accept that you people want very different things from hip-hop than I do.

Either way, Endor would not be an "old favorite" planet. It's either a moon or a planet we've never been to.

He admitted that he made a mistake! Get him!

But there are so many more awkward lightsaber configurations to explore!

Steve Bannon looks like he's in Total Recall and Cohaagen just turned off his air.

I thought that was just a rumor, but since you verified it for me, I'm going to assume it's the gospel truth.

The hell you say!

I'd almost think it's a self-deprecating joke about what he must have lodged in his throat to make him talk like that.

You misspelled "Cobra" ten times.

This film was eerily prescient about the dangerous, dystopian future we're all living in where the main problem is that everyone is too polite to each other. Thank you, Hollywood, for blowing the doors off of this ongoing "not being a dick at all times" issue.

Hardly anyone in Brooklyn has a Brooklyn accent anymore. It's like finding somebody who speaks Cornish.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CAPITALIST RUNNING DOGS

Arnold was pretty much the only good thing about the first one (his crazed German monologue was some of the finest acting of is career) so I can't say I'm too excited about any of this.

Fair enough. I did meet her at a horror convention dressed as American Mary. Probably should have taken that as a sign.

I don't think you can blame it all on immaturity on her part. I briefly dated a woman in her early forties who "casually" mentioned on our first date that: a. she'd recently gone out with a guy who turned out to be bisexual; b. that was a turn-off for her; and c. I wouldn't happen to be kind of even slightly a little…

That Power Rangers short was a joke, which makes it even funnier that the actual Power Rangers producers thought it was a great idea.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

How else would college campuses be able to discern the arrival of spring without the sounds of Legend wafting from every open dorm window?