"No Head" is a rule rarely seen at an orgy, it's true.

Really? I thought it was a real tearjerker.

The poo is a cannibal?!

Go on…

For a second there I thought the comments had been deactivated entirely. There was a moment of panic when I thought I might actually have to start reading the articles.

I think you lapsed into Scottish at the end there.

That is simply inaccurate.

If there's one thing listening to cast commentaries has taught me, it's that actors have no fucking clue what's going on with the movies they're making unless it directly pertains to them.

Based on every British crime novel I've ever read, the only major difference between British racism and American racism is that Brits don't feel the slightest inclination to try to hide it.

Xander is basically an unlicensed Watcher. His loyalty to Buffy is less about her as a person (a person who frequently frustrates, confuses, and enrages him) but because she's his Slayer. She's the reason he went from being a nobody with no future to being on the front lines of the fight against evil. Being by Buffy's…

No, Seriously, Go Fuck Yourself, Internet

How does a guy who can't even walk step on so many rakes?

Let's not forget Ivan the Terrible.

They sure did come in handy during WWII.

He had to split.

Take a powder, ya mugs!

My eyes do not accept Josh Gad as a living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human. He's like an extra from a Pixar movie who escaped into the real world.

Well, evolutionarily speaking, not-dying-in-combat-before-knowing-the-touch-of-a-woman is a pretty advantageous trait.

It uses that digital coloring that was all the rage back in the Commodore 64 days.

That is an unfair and biased statement.