I'd give Ari Graynor an F+… all night long.

"The leads are weak? Well, your ass looks big in those cheap shoes."

Tyler Perry Presents: Madea's Family Don't Die Hard

It was Chelsea Lately with a brunette and probably slightly less VD.

"Call me 'Dave your fav'… no. Call me 'David your favorite.'"

What if she's a ghost? What if she was all along?

I'd go so far as to say that Seth McFarlane is a more attractive woman than Lena Dunham is.

I'm sure there's a chef at the Waffle House who probably is the lid to her pot.

That's why Lena Dunham keeps casting guys out of her league as her boyfriend on "Girls."

(dismissive wanking gesture)

Are they starting to do "Family Guy" jokes now?

It was like a television network took a dump and ran promos.

I couldn't even tell you the point of the opening bit. At all.

I see the pattern that Portlandia falls off mid-season every year. It was true the last two, and this year remains the same.

I'll allow it.

Does this mean Rock Center can go back to Thursdays?

I'm pretty sure "Suck some tits" was one of the phrases, and the first was something to do with "clits", hence the discussion later about a clit with a fingernail  (cliternail?). I don't think it was gay sex, unless you're a woman, in which case, yes, it was gay sex.

I thought this was the weakest episode so far of Season 3, Part 2. No real laugh out loud moments and it seemed drawn out.

It is, in fact, not. However, Buttockcrack is probably somewhere in Middle Earth.

"Puffy Bareskin" sounds like a furry porn name.