I'm impressed. I didn't think a bunch of Stumptown baristas would ever get a sophomore album, but there they are, doing it. Question is: can they make an americano in under 5 minutes?

I'm impressed. I didn't think a bunch of Stumptown baristas would ever get a sophomore album, but there they are, doing it. Question is: can they make an americano in under 5 minutes?

What if it's all in the snow globe of a retarded child? What if that retard child is Dane Cook?

What if it's all in the snow globe of a retarded child? What if that retard child is Dane Cook?

Too bad the title "There Will Be Blood" is taken. It would have a double meaning, like "Pecan Sandies."

Too bad the title "There Will Be Blood" is taken. It would have a double meaning, like "Pecan Sandies."

Not mentioned in article: Beckinsale's ass. Also not pictured, unfortunately.

Not mentioned in article: Beckinsale's ass. Also not pictured, unfortunately.

Brandon Fraiser is still available.

Brandon Fraiser is still available.

Someone needs a hug.

Someone needs a hug.

Beyond the Sea. yellow blazer? please.

Beyond the Sea. yellow blazer? please.

So you're voting "Ney" to what I said?

So you're voting "Ney" to what I said?

It's good to see Sarah Jessica Parker working on TV again.

It's good to see Sarah Jessica Parker working on TV again.

Amber and Hailey would get it.

Amber and Hailey would get it.