we can now pin some of the worst television programs ever on two families. the canons and the kardashians.

we can now pin some of the worst television programs ever on two families. the canons and the kardashians.

your kids will love it!

yeah they're real. you should take a crack at them.

yeah they're real. you should take a crack at them.

DARKNESS!

DARKNESS!

"yo shalomar got this new girl in there… fine like a mf'er… they was talkin' about mickey free."

"yo shalomar got this new girl in there… fine like a mf'er… they was talkin' about mickey free."

purify yourselves in the waters of lake minnetonka.

i saw an ad for this at the movie theater a few weeks ago, and i sat there and thought "they've done it… they've perfected the generic, stereotypical sitcom. it's done!"

i saw an ad for this at the movie theater a few weeks ago, and i sat there and thought "they've done it… they've perfected the generic, stereotypical sitcom. it's done!"

someone running their mouth in Philly? shocker.

someone running their mouth in Philly? shocker.

does Diablo Cody still write things? i imagine at this point she's a waitress at Denny's, and only so-so at it.

does Diablo Cody still write things? i imagine at this point she's a waitress at Denny's, and only so-so at it.

someone posted this on gawker tonight, and it's just too good. like 110% awesome burn:

someone posted this on gawker tonight, and it's just too good. like 110% awesome burn:

"can… MEXICAN!"

"can… MEXICAN!"